INT. Teachers' Room -- Day

LAUREN sits at her desk, quietly eating her lunch of PRINGLES and a PEANUT BUTTER AND HONEY SANDWICH. It looks really good.

SPORTS SENSEI rounds the corner with a devious grin on his face, ready to make fun of her lunch for the millionth day in a row. He cannot speak ENGLISH very well. He sees the knife used for peanut buttering and GASPS dramatically.

SPORTS SENSEI: Threat?

Lauren laughs. Sports sensei comes closer, pointing to the knife.

SPORTS SENSEI: Threat?!

LAUREN: No, no threat.

Sports sensei frowns and nods, looking sternly relieved.
A few minutes pass. Sports sensei casually walks past Lauren's desk again. His eyes widen when he sees the delicious Pringles.

SPORTS SENSEI: Duck mouth?

Lauren is crunching on a chip. She looks CONFUSED.

SPORTS SENSEI: Duck mouth.

Lauren smiles, possibly with chips in her teeth.

LAUREN: Yes, duck mouth.

Sports sensei raises his arm and POINTS at her, menacingly.

SPORTS SENSEI: Duck mouth!!!

Lauren jumps in her seat, grabs two Pringles and puts them back to back, making a duck mouth out of them. She puts them into her own mouth. She QUACKS.

SPORTS SENSEI: Yes. Thank you.

Fin.