INT. Lauren's Kitchen -- Evening

Lauren: How's dinner coming along, guys?
Gabe: I keep salting this rice, but it doesn't taste saltier.
Jamie: Yeah, where did you get that fucking salt?
Lauren: The store. I use it every night on my dinner. Tastes fine to me.
Gabe: ...I don't think this is salt.
Jamie: Holy shit, this is MSG!
Gabe: I've been shaking this into the rice for 5 minutes!
Jamie: Well, at least it'll be really delicious.
Gabe: There's a panda on it, Lauren! Panda means MSG.
Lauren: ... *Exits, pursued by bear*
Fin.

Suddenly, my irrational fear of accidentally killing everyone who comes to my house for a dinner party DOESN'T SOUND SO IRRATIONAL, DOES IT?