I am in the depths of illness, but with the help of sketchy Japanese Health Drinks, I have the energy to click a mouse and upload some videos.

Please enjoying.

Cool Japan Stuff Not Involving Dancing:

My Japanese Cellphone -- My cellphone does a TON of cool stuff. I'm sure. Unfortunately, I can only figure out how to make calls and sometimes text message.

Pimp Truck -- I pedaled like hell to catch up with this pimped out Mac Truck when it passed me on the road. Good Idea: Having a Pimped-Out Truck. Bad Idea: Filming While Biking.

Pickup Soccer -- A quick game of pickup soccer my friends played at Dragon Park. Chris and Chris face-off to decide once and for all, who is the one true Chris.

Tokyo Game Show's Little Big Planet -- You can't really tell, but there is a booth babe sitting on the left, firing off rapid instructions in Japanese to her teammates on how to win!

Kaitenzushi -- Sushi tastes much better when served to you on an assembly line!

Uno at Kiyosato -- Dave is proud of his Uno hand against his young Japanese friend. How do you like him now?

Girl Rolling Around -- I wish I had as few cares in the world as this kid.
Taken at beautiful Dragon Park.

FF: Crisis Core Commercial on a train -- They show cool commercials on trains in Tokyo.

Mt. Fuji and Kofu -- My friends and I take in the sights of the Kofu basin. No, I don't know what Kevin is doing. Maybe crushing Mt. Fuji's head?

Kid Plays Dancing Dog Game -- You should have seen the girl that went before her. She was about a foot shorter and way faster.
These kids! No wonder they're so good at DDR later in life!

Cool Japan Stuff Involving Dancing And A Lot Of It:

Tokyo Game Show Dancers -- Flashy!

Harajuku Dancers Part 1 -- Energetic!

Harajuku Dancers Part 2 -- Genki desu, ne?

Kiyosato Cheerleaders Part 1 -- This is a cheerocracy, and these are the cheertators.

Kiyosato Cheerleaders Part 2 -- Thanks, old guy!

Nirasaki Dancers Part 1 -- Should have been on the other side of the street.

Nirasaki Dancers Part 2 -- But it was cool anyway.

Harajuku Dancing Elvises Part 1 -- Dancing, like the internet, is serious business.

Harajuku Dancing Elvises Part 2 -- Sugoi!

That's all for today. Now to my sick bed to hope spiders don't take advantage of my weakened state and walk on my face. It could happen, people!