Personally, I'm celebrating Christmas on the 26th, but I suppose I can still wish a Merry Christmas to all the people who don't have fathers who are airline pilots.
It's not so bad, and after 25 years, you sort of get used to it.

Plus, while you chumps are wishing you had more presents to look forward to and wishing you were less bloated from eating your delicious Christmas hams, I'll be tearing through presents like a cat on a cactus.
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Well, seeing as my alarm clock just went off for what time I had to wake up yesterday to catch my plane, I should probably hit the hay. Survey says I have a lot of TV watching to do tomorrow.