HoneyBeeManor: Ho Ho Meo

Ho Ho Meo
December 18, 2005

So, I made up a little Christmas Carol for Scamp, but I won't put it here because it's too embarrassing.
Oh, no! Scamp's gotten control of the keyboard, and I was somehow able to write this last sentence!!!

"Scampy Claws is Coming To Town"

You'd better not pet
His tail or his paws
Or he'll show you why
His name's Scampy Claws
Scampy Claws is coming to town

If you're standing up
And Scamp gets the chance
You'd better watch out
He'll climb up your pants
Scampy Claws is coming to town

He licks you when you're sleeping
He meows when you're awake
He bites if you've been bad or good
So be glad he's not a snake

Oh, he'll bring you a gift
He pounced on it twice
It's probably a bug
Or two little mice
Scampy Claws is coming to town

Goodnight, ladies and gentlemen!

Posted by Kitsune at December 18, 2005 02:59 PM | digg this

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And you tell me I need a hobby?

Posted by: Kerjack
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You are a little gay wrapped inside a LOT of fucking gay.

Posted by: Matt
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That is the funniest thing I've read all day...Scamp you rock!

Posted by: Traci
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That is AWESOME! However, you are now officially a DORK! ;)

Posted by: KingHade
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dear lauren,
i wanted to look at your wishlist so i could get you a present you wanted. but since your wish list either isn't easily findable, or doesn't exist(bad english i know) I am forced to buy something that you most likely don't need or want. hope you enjoy your present.

love,
ryan
P.S. I'm throwing away the receipt so you have to keep it, cause i know you feel bad about throwing things away cause you think it'll hurt their (the inanimate object's) feelings

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A severed kitten is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

Posted by: Felicia
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I thinks Felicia's a little jealous that Lauren didn't write a christmas carol about her.

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