HoneyBeeManor: Purr

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November 01, 2005

Some golden gems I've said in the past few days...

Justin: Do you know what Wi Fi is?
Lauren: What do I look like, some type of moron?
Justin: What is it?
Lauren: Wireless...fi...

And then at a Japanese Zen garden, we watched a huron catch a fish from the pond in its beak, and I loudly exclaimed "That's some Discovery Channel shit right there!"

I'm sure I've said a lot of more things, but it's time for work now.
And my cat is trying to climb up my leg like a lumberjack.

Posted by Kitsune at November 1, 2005 06:33 AM | digg this

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Hurons have ponds in their beaks?

Posted by: DryWyrm
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OOOOOO

I forget what you call that error, but we'll call it a kitsuneism. That'll work for now.

haha, ponds in their beaks.

Gold.

Posted by: Likwidflame
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If that is an error, then every book in the world has an error.

Would you rather I say "catch a fish in its beak, the fish being from the pond"? How about, "catch, in its beak, a fish from the pond"?

I WILL NOT WAVER.

Posted by: Kitsune
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You know we love you.

IN OUR PANTSA.

I remember working on a specific problem in grade 6 where we went over newspaper bylines, when they said stuff that had two different meanings based on the grammar.

PANTSA!

Posted by: Likwidflame
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at the pond, we watched a Huron catch a fish....etc. ??

Posted by: FullofHoles
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Your cat sounds damned cute.

Posted by: Greek
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FullofHoles, then it would have been "at a Japanese Zen garden, at the pond, we watched a Huron catch a fish."
I wanted to get the most information conveyed in the least amount of words, still sounding interesting, not sounding like a robot.
You people see what I go through?

And my cat *is* damned cute.
Proof to come.

Posted by: Kitsune
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Generally One can assume that the huron would be catching the fish in it's beak, as that is what they usually use. Further, One might also make the assumption themselves that the fish was originally in a pond or water fixture of some sort.

While we're on the subject, most Zen gardens are inherently Japanese, ne? So that probably didn't need to be there either.

Also, you started a sentence with 'And'. Isn't that generally frowned upon?

Disclaimer: The preceding was a satire and no offence is intended to any girl-gamer pseudo-lesbians present, but rather towards grammar nazi's everywhere. Please don't hurt me.

Posted by: 6-foot Hobbit
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hey, btw; WiFi doesn't stand for anything. It's like elevator. It's a brand name under a uniformed standard such as 802.11a/b/g

* The more you know

Posted by: likwidflame
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Everyone knows that dangling participles and garden path sentences are the best parts about English.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Posted by: DrWyrm
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Please update soon, I've been reading the news to much as of late and it has left me in dire need of cheering up :(

Posted by: Kerjack
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"Wireless.....fi.." has got to be the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!

Posted by: Lachrymose
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Oh, and I see the forums are gone again, huh? Or am I losing my mind?

Posted by: Lachrymose
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*creek, crick, crickaaa*

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