HoneyBeeManor: Thoughts

Thoughts
June 24, 2005

Apparently, the Boy Scouts don't have a badge for not being a fucking idiot.
Did you people read the story about the kid who got lost in the woods on a Boy Scouts trip and was lost for four days? People were searching and searching and they thought he was dead, and finally, they found him! And he told him that he had been hiding from the search squad because they were strangers!
Um, hello, Darwin? Can we please kill this kid?
We don't need any more moron genes in the pool, especially in Utah.
Why did he eat the food and drink the water he was given, then?
Maybe that Aruba girl's not really missing, either, she's just HIDING from everyone on the damn island because some cartoon bear once told her not to talk to strangers. Oddly enough, he also told her it was jim dandy to get plastered with them and have them hold you up while you stumble back to your hotel.

I guess in this day and age with kids being abducted every time I click on cnn.com (maybe I should stop doing that. You know, for the kids.), you can't really be too careful, but I think a wee bit of common sense and, you know, starVATION might trump that whole thing.
"What's that, Wally the Drifter? Why, yes, I'm lost in the woods. No, I wouldn't mind if you abducted and then raped and killed me so long as I could have a Snickers bar."
Then Wally the Drifter would say, "Not going anywhere for a while?"
And then would both share a hearty laugh and commence with the raping.

Posted by Kitsune at June 24, 2005 09:31 AM | digg this

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commence.

Posted by: RigorVK
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The kid is what his mother calls 'a little slow'. He's not quite retarded, but he's far from being a genius. The first rule I learned as a kid was that if I got lost (read: separated from my parents), I should stay in one place. If a lost kid is wandering around looking for his parents and they are wandering around looking for him, it's likely that they'll never run across each other. If the kid stays put the probability of the parents finding him is much better. Just my two cents. (sorry to be Mr. Serious, I know most people who post on this site are usually funny. To quote Chris Griffin: "Brown is the color of POO!" Ahhh there, better?... Is this thing on???)

Posted by: Kev
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ah, how much better the world would be if all the idiots were converted to usable biomass.

delicious green biomass.

carousel's calling, idiots. just check your hand... it ain't the cell phone going off.

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Score 1 for zan, any reference to Logans run gets 1 point.

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