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Top Gun...without the gay innuendo
May 10, 2005

Well, my brother just officially entered the Air Force as an officer.
He is now a 2nd Lieutenant, and I'm very proud of him.

I just got back from Colorado and sat through two of the possibly most boring commencement ceremonies of any college ever. Well, to be fair, I don't remember much of mine because I spent it playing my gameboy and reading a copy of Maxim. Also, for those of you who don't know, University of Colorado Boulder is notorious not only for its riots and drug and alcohol abuse, but it's rampant with hippies.
And I'm not talking the people I usually label as "hippies" who are actually nice, normal people who happen to have some liberal opinions on things, I am talking homeless, stoned, long-haired Willie Nelson after a three-month anti-shower binge lookalikes. And that's just the professors!

But seriously, folks. The general consensus over there is none too happy to be providing soldiers and airmen to the government when these men could be eating Ben & Jerry and listening to Phish like a real citizen.
Needless to say, Ryan was none too happy when, during the journalism school's commencement, the dean read off some future plans of its graduates, conspicuously skipping over Ryan's plans to serve our country for the next 10 years, but luckily landing on the person after him who was looking into a stunning career in the brewing, frothing, and serving of various flavored coffees.

Anyway, I cried like a wee little school girl when I pinned his bars on his shoulder. But I couldn't get the pin through his uniform and into the clasp, so I punched them into his shoulder so I wouldn't look like a wuss.
So, way to go, Ryan!
The few, the proud, the...be all you can be.
What the hell is the Air Force slogan?

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I have a confession to make. I, like Patton Oswald, hate the current President of America, but I hate hippies. I mean there is no way making the world's biggest granola bar is going to stop the war. Screw you Hippies! You're part of the reason that liberal is such a negative word now. God, remember the good old days where in high school it didnt matter if you were a liberal or a conservative, but that you were popular and fucked the head cheerleader?

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Posted by: Likwidflame
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Aim High. (That at least used to be the USAF's motto.)

But if you want to hit the pinkos hiding from doing the work men sometimes have to do (especially after 8 years of a self-abusing traitor in the White House), aim very low indeed. Under rocks and behind women's skirts, for example.

Posted by: Monty Burns
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My grad was spent making fun of all the other students with a Teacher/Nun. Other then that I'm not really sure what the hell happened.
Tell your bro if he gets the chance to "accidently" drop a bomb on those hippies by all means go right ahead. I have nothing against happy go lucky "faux hippies" but the real ones annoy the shit out of me!

Posted by: wcr
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Hey! Congrats to your brother. I'm praying for him and I thank him for the service to our country.

Posted by: Michael
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Congrats to your brother. Interestingly enough, the same day I'm reading this is the same day I'm getting honorabally discharged from the army.

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its actually "cross into the blue". and lauren, don't save your personal information on your brothers computer, he might one day use it for evil instead of good.

love,
Ryan

Posted by: Kitsune
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its actually "cross into the blue". and lauren, don't save your personal information on your brothers computer, he might one day use it for evil instead of good.

love,
Ryan

Posted by: Kitsune
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its actually "cross into the blue". and lauren, don't save your personal information on your brothers computer, he might one day use it for evil instead of good. Thanks for the good wishes all. And with the way hippies are going with their "human shields" in Iraq, It won't have to be an accident. BOOYA

love,
Ryan

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