Things I think about at work pt. 9
December 18, 2004
I think I heard a zombie today at lunch.
It might have been someone doing some sort of moan-cough, but just to be on the safe side, I bought a shotgun.
Update: I just got to a page in America The Book that refered to "democracy" as "democrazy." Even though it was technically written and published and purchased by me long before I typed my blog yesterday, I still feel like I have reason to believe Jon Stewart stole my joke via Time Machine.
Posted by Kitsune at December 18, 2004 11:11 AM | digg this
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Damn that Jon Stewart, damn him to hell.
Posted by:
KingHade
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Why would you buy that book? Why?! I haven't seen him utter a humorous thing in his (thanks MTV) career. He's a despicable little worm, that "Jon Stewart" (gutless worm who changed his name so the hated Americans would somehow miss his ethnicity), who Ted Koppel had come on his show weeks before election day and whine about how it's not fair the truth can get out about the latest rent-a-traitor. Yeah, he didn't put it in honest terms, but that's what he said, and Koppel nodded in glee. Every time I tried to watch either of their shows for the last year and more, it was "suck suck suck, swallow swallow swallow" and nothing else. What pathetic unAmerican putritude, the craven little slatterns.
And while I'm at it, I'd like to know what piece of excrement decided to originate the scam to rename reds blue, and true blues reds. And all of the "independent" media joined up instantly with neither discussion nor concern. I suspect that is another of those "suggestions" made by the same people who spent my freaking tax money on "Communication Stream of Conspiracy Commerce" which the major media have used as their lodestar for the last near decade.
/rant
Posted by:
John Galt
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Whoap, you didn't open with a 'rant' tag, now the whole thing is void.
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6-foot Hobbit
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Hehe good one Hobbit.
I personaly don't agree with Stewart's opinions on alot of things but I still find him funny, down right hilarious actually.
I imagine Kit's the same, 'But don't take my word for it'
[song=ReadingRainbow]
On a side note, I really miss Bill Maher and Politically Incorrect. Now I almost ALWAYS disagreed with him, but I still repected him and liked how he was willing to take the unpopular stand if he believed in it.
Stupid frickin ABC.... *grumble grumble*
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Kerjack
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Yeah, damn ABC. And after that the rest of the letters!
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Fizz
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I really hate that Y, sometimes a vowel sometimes not... such a bisexual letter, it's only kidding it self!
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Damn that Jon Stewart, damn him to hell.
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Why would you buy that book? Why?! I haven't seen him utter a humorous thing in his (thanks MTV) career. He's a despicable little worm, that "Jon Stewart" (gutless worm who changed his name so the hated Americans would somehow miss his ethnicity), who Ted Koppel had come on his show weeks before election day and whine about how it's not fair the truth can get out about the latest rent-a-traitor. Yeah, he didn't put it in honest terms, but that's what he said, and Koppel nodded in glee. Every time I tried to watch either of their shows for the last year and more, it was "suck suck suck, swallow swallow swallow" and nothing else. What pathetic unAmerican putritude, the craven little slatterns.
And while I'm at it, I'd like to know what piece of excrement decided to originate the scam to rename reds blue, and true blues reds. And all of the "independent" media joined up instantly with neither discussion nor concern. I suspect that is another of those "suggestions" made by the same people who spent my freaking tax money on "Communication Stream of Conspiracy Commerce" which the major media have used as their lodestar for the last near decade.
/rant
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Whoap, you didn't open with a 'rant' tag, now the whole thing is void.
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Hehe good one Hobbit.
I personaly don't agree with Stewart's opinions on alot of things but I still find him funny, down right hilarious actually.
I imagine Kit's the same, 'But don't take my word for it'
[song=ReadingRainbow]
On a side note, I really miss Bill Maher and Politically Incorrect. Now I almost ALWAYS disagreed with him, but I still repected him and liked how he was willing to take the unpopular stand if he believed in it.
Stupid frickin ABC.... *grumble grumble*
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Yeah, damn ABC. And after that the rest of the letters!
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I really hate that Y, sometimes a vowel sometimes not... such a bisexual letter, it's only kidding it self!
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