Turkey Lurkey Doo
November 24, 2004
Mornin' websurfers.
This update is coming atcha from beautiful Colorado, in a dirty frat house, on a dirty mac.
I hope it finds you all well.
The surreality of having just spent the night in the bed my brother has no doubt shared with countless sorority girls is only compounded by the oddness of listening to his iTunes that is chock full of bands such as "deftones" and "Bright Eyes" and "Modest Mouse" and "Other music that trendy people listen to."
I'm up bright and early so's I can go to his campus store to fulfill my obsession with purchasing college-themed apparel, though-not-necissarily-the-college-I-actually-attended. I also look forward to "grubbin'," as the kids say, at some college town restaurant like "The Hangover Cure" or "Morning-After Muffins" or "Burritos So Cheap, You Will Literally Shit Your Pants; Bathrooms Are For Staff Only."
This has seemingly been a college week for me, because I was called out of town on a gig last weekend in a firehall of the town of Ramey, Pennsylvania (Motto: Even We Can't Find Our Goddamn Firehall), and I brought along with me the veritable Matt Little to do a guest set, because I know he's been wanting to visit his old stomping grounds in State College.
He provided me with good accompaniment and better humor as we drove through the Town That Time Forgot where our cell phones stopped working, and I'm pretty sure we got a few odd looks for driving around town on something that wasn't a Quad or a tractor.
The gig was fine, I suppose, and we set off to State College so Matt's friends that still lived there could show me what college was really about (drinking) as I constantly thought back to what *my* college experience was all about (staying locked in my room, resenting my friends that were out drinking).
Fun was had, good times by all, and for you, I present another patented phlog documenting my time.
Yes, I forgot to upload it when I was home. My bad.
Well, now I'm going to take a shower in a sketchy-ass disease-ridden pit of despair they call "showers."
I hope everyone has a lovely Thanksgiving.
I plan to. I have a lot to be thankful for.
Posted by Kitsune at November 24, 2004 12:36 PM | digg this
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Honey Bee Manor readers, take note. NEVER believe Lauren when she says she'll be home, because she may be in FREAKIN' COLORADO.
PS: I ripped those albums onto your computer desktop for you so that you can burn them when you get home.
Posted by:
Matt
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Shit!
Did I invite you over for a sexy party and forget about it again?
Why are you at my apartment?
Why are you on my computer?
Don't go into the folder called "Not Porn"!!!
Posted by:
Kitsune
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I am thankful to have Lauren as my wonderful roommate, and not Matt Bower.
Posted by:
Felicia
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Bravo on the photographic depiction of our drunken escapades. Wish I could've made it to the show, but it turns out it wasn't a cow or an elderly woman whittling on the porch, it was actually a cow on a porch whittling an old woman and Matt forgot to tell me that part. Duh!
It was great to meet you! :0)
Posted by:
the hippie
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Not only do I have the most comfortable beanbag chair ever invented, and also have the same Ben Folds shirt as you, but...umm, well, I guess that's actually it. I guess that's enough to be thankful for, though.
Happy Thanksgiving to Lauren, and all her other loyal readers, especially those who slept on my furniture this weekend. Now go eat turkey.
Posted by:
delightful rick
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
You the cousin who's birthday you always forget?
Well, that's like Canada's thanksgiving. Nobody wished us a Happy Thanksgiving, we just sat back and accepted that nobody cared. But here I am now, sucking up my pride and wishing that cute cat and dog a Happy American Thanksgiving.
Now i'm off to have an excuse to eat banana cream pie.
Posted by:
Likwidflame
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I meant to say "You know the Cousin"... not "You the cousin"
sorry.
Posted by:
Likwidflame
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Christendom. I love that. It was cute when Churchill was still using it, though he was allowed to do because when he came up there still was such a thing. Now that they destroyed it, it's just cute.
And a little sad. Our enemies still call us variations on that, not even knowing the marrow's gone...
So I'm a little depressed, I suppose, because I forgot to order extra food for Thanksgiving day. Maybe a Chinese place will be open and I can order chicken fried rice and pretend it's made from turkey.
As for yous Canadans (Canadians?!?! Do we call ourselves Americians?), I tend to think your Thanksgiving was copied, just like your independence was forced on you from the motherland (Boxing Day, is it?). But tell me if I'm wrong, I'd love to find that out.
Posted by:
Monty Burns
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
good stuff.. hahahaha grammar queen spelled "necessarily" wrong... Sorry I just had to do it.. Happy thanksgiving (that is if you are not a jive turkey).
Posted by:
suede
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Wow. It doesn't matter if ours is copied, or not. Hell, it doesn't matter if you remember us or not. It was a joke. Now that your pity post has gone along the wayside and transversed into some rhetoric about Christendom in a distraught society, i'll believe you're completely forgetting the reason for thanksgiving on part. The reason you do not call yourself "Americians" is because your country's name ends in an N. If by your definition, you should be called "Americanians". Would you say so contritley to the slovak people to call them Slovakans?
I'm off to order some soma. Cheap online soma.
Posted by:
Likwidflame
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Kit, if you have to disable comments, i'll understand.
Posted by:
Likwidflame
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Happy Thanksgiving, Lauren. And, for the bot issue, maybe there is a way to block that sort of thing...
Posted by:
Shawn
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I've tried installing MT_Blacklist to no avail.
It used to be only the older archived ones were spammed, so now, who knows...we'll see.
Does someone have a philosophical problem with me saying "Christendom"? I was using it as a euphemism for "a big fucking place." But I can just say "a big fucking place" next time so as not to offend you assholes because this is the website where you come for unoffensive, bland social commentary.
PS -- Using Simpsons names as internet handles is very "cute".
Posted by:
Kitsune
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
how did that gang rape thing you mentioned go? i've been sort of waiting on a report.
Posted by:
jed
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about, so narf! point!
Hope all Northern-Hemispherians had a happy turkey day, and that no animals were harmed in the making of those crazy-ass parade balloons. That Ronald McDonald one was enough to put me off my Pig Fat. I mean Thick Shake.
Posted by:
6-foot Hobbit
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
excuse me, queen bee of the dork hive, but I have a much wider variety of music on my computer than modest mouse, bright eyes, and deftones. don't try to play that, "i hate people who listen to well known nonconformist music because i'm above conforming and non-conforming" cause it doesn't work with me! I think my iTunes has a nice mix conformity and non conformity in it, with TRL inspired works by justin Timberlake and 50 cent along with classical music by thomas newman and David Arnold. of course lets not forget Kenny Chesney and Diamond Rio with country, as well as musical classics from wicked, damn yankee's and Working.If anything my library would give off the idea of someone with a massive identity crisis more than a "Trendy music listener." sorry if I don't have enough music sung in japanese! FF8 inspired toons are about as japanese as my playlists get sweetheart! its not my fault you suck at Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo. some people are just born with talent! McCain in '08!
Posted by:
Kitsune's Brother
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
oh and thanks for the flattering comment about my bed, but i usually make the girls sleep on the floor when i'm done with them. BABAAAAA lol. ok i'll stop embrassing you by showing the world what kind of person you almost became when you fell out of mom.
Posted by:
Kitsune's Brother
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dude, I totally think being conformist and non-conformist at the same time is totally conformist.
Now, go find that 14-year-old that taught you how to type and tell her that "tunes" is not spelled "toons," you retard.
BA BAAAAA!
Posted by:
Kitsune
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
i hate dirty macs....actually i hate all macs.
Posted by:
Quab
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Is that a trendy robot or is it really your brother? Silly trolling robots.
Posted by:
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Troll robot? naw.. that was an Orc robot.
Anyway.. I've been to Colorado. Nice place!
Matt bower rules!
Posted by:
Michael
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
i remember one time i had a forum and it was frequented by someone named WonderWoman2000. i thought she was kickass until i found out it was my mom. in short, what's the deal with all the jews in television these days?
Posted by:
jed
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
'Does someone have a philosophical problem with me saying "Christendom"?'
I sure don't. But I think it's too bad the West doesn't qualify as Christendom any more so much as it does "whatever-crosses the transom-dom" or "what they told me to think in school". Dom. ;)
As for the Canadan complaining about my smack against their mispelled name for themselves, and their Thanksgiving, it was a joke. I am right about the spelling thing, though.
Monty Burns is shorthand for Capitalist who pinkos love to hate. Find me a name that represents that quickly, and maybe I'll use it. Sorry if my lack of creativity doesn't impress you. ;)
Posted by:
Monty Burns
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
wow, thanks for the tip, phentermine online!
what the fuck set this crap off to the point where it's every other comment?
Posted by:
jed
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh. I've been signing up for a LOT of porn.
Posted by:
Kitsune
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
that's cool; i masturbate a lot.
Posted by:
jed
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
"duhhhh i know how to spell gooder than you, that completely cancels your argument duhhh"- Lauren date:every minute of every day
Posted by:
Apoq
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
oh yea and you spelled "Fighting" wrong in your "About me" portion and you have two dead links in your pictures page
Posted by:
Apoq
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Honey Bee Manor readers, take note. NEVER believe Lauren when she says she'll be home, because she may be in FREAKIN' COLORADO.
PS: I ripped those albums onto your computer desktop for you so that you can burn them when you get home.
Posted by: Matt- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Shit!
Posted by: KitsuneDid I invite you over for a sexy party and forget about it again?
Why are you at my apartment?
Why are you on my computer?
Don't go into the folder called "Not Porn"!!!
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I am thankful to have Lauren as my wonderful roommate, and not Matt Bower.
Posted by: Felicia- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Bravo on the photographic depiction of our drunken escapades. Wish I could've made it to the show, but it turns out it wasn't a cow or an elderly woman whittling on the porch, it was actually a cow on a porch whittling an old woman and Matt forgot to tell me that part. Duh!
It was great to meet you! :0)
Posted by: the hippie- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Not only do I have the most comfortable beanbag chair ever invented, and also have the same Ben Folds shirt as you, but...umm, well, I guess that's actually it. I guess that's enough to be thankful for, though.
Happy Thanksgiving to Lauren, and all her other loyal readers, especially those who slept on my furniture this weekend. Now go eat turkey.
Posted by: delightful rick- - - - - - - - - - - - -
You the cousin who's birthday you always forget?
Well, that's like Canada's thanksgiving. Nobody wished us a Happy Thanksgiving, we just sat back and accepted that nobody cared. But here I am now, sucking up my pride and wishing that cute cat and dog a Happy American Thanksgiving.
Now i'm off to have an excuse to eat banana cream pie.
Posted by: Likwidflame- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I meant to say "You know the Cousin"... not "You the cousin"
sorry.
Posted by: Likwidflame- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Christendom. I love that. It was cute when Churchill was still using it, though he was allowed to do because when he came up there still was such a thing. Now that they destroyed it, it's just cute.
And a little sad. Our enemies still call us variations on that, not even knowing the marrow's gone...
So I'm a little depressed, I suppose, because I forgot to order extra food for Thanksgiving day. Maybe a Chinese place will be open and I can order chicken fried rice and pretend it's made from turkey.
As for yous Canadans (Canadians?!?! Do we call ourselves Americians?), I tend to think your Thanksgiving was copied, just like your independence was forced on you from the motherland (Boxing Day, is it?). But tell me if I'm wrong, I'd love to find that out.
Posted by: Monty Burns- - - - - - - - - - - - -
good stuff.. hahahaha grammar queen spelled "necessarily" wrong... Sorry I just had to do it.. Happy thanksgiving (that is if you are not a jive turkey).
Posted by: suede- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Wow. It doesn't matter if ours is copied, or not. Hell, it doesn't matter if you remember us or not. It was a joke. Now that your pity post has gone along the wayside and transversed into some rhetoric about Christendom in a distraught society, i'll believe you're completely forgetting the reason for thanksgiving on part. The reason you do not call yourself "Americians" is because your country's name ends in an N. If by your definition, you should be called "Americanians". Would you say so contritley to the slovak people to call them Slovakans?
I'm off to order some soma. Cheap online soma.
Posted by: Likwidflame- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Kit, if you have to disable comments, i'll understand.
Posted by: Likwidflame- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Happy Thanksgiving, Lauren. And, for the bot issue, maybe there is a way to block that sort of thing...
Posted by: Shawn- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I've tried installing MT_Blacklist to no avail.
It used to be only the older archived ones were spammed, so now, who knows...we'll see.
Does someone have a philosophical problem with me saying "Christendom"? I was using it as a euphemism for "a big fucking place." But I can just say "a big fucking place" next time so as not to offend you assholes because this is the website where you come for unoffensive, bland social commentary.
Posted by: KitsunePS -- Using Simpsons names as internet handles is very "cute".
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
how did that gang rape thing you mentioned go? i've been sort of waiting on a report.
Posted by: jed- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about, so narf! point!
Hope all Northern-Hemispherians had a happy turkey day, and that no animals were harmed in the making of those crazy-ass parade balloons. That Ronald McDonald one was enough to put me off my Pig Fat. I mean Thick Shake.
Posted by: 6-foot Hobbit- - - - - - - - - - - - -
excuse me, queen bee of the dork hive, but I have a much wider variety of music on my computer than modest mouse, bright eyes, and deftones. don't try to play that, "i hate people who listen to well known nonconformist music because i'm above conforming and non-conforming" cause it doesn't work with me! I think my iTunes has a nice mix conformity and non conformity in it, with TRL inspired works by justin Timberlake and 50 cent along with classical music by thomas newman and David Arnold. of course lets not forget Kenny Chesney and Diamond Rio with country, as well as musical classics from wicked, damn yankee's and Working.If anything my library would give off the idea of someone with a massive identity crisis more than a "Trendy music listener." sorry if I don't have enough music sung in japanese! FF8 inspired toons are about as japanese as my playlists get sweetheart! its not my fault you suck at Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo. some people are just born with talent! McCain in '08!
Posted by: Kitsune's Brother- - - - - - - - - - - - -
oh and thanks for the flattering comment about my bed, but i usually make the girls sleep on the floor when i'm done with them. BABAAAAA lol. ok i'll stop embrassing you by showing the world what kind of person you almost became when you fell out of mom.
Posted by: Kitsune's Brother- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Dude, I totally think being conformist and non-conformist at the same time is totally conformist.
Posted by: KitsuneNow, go find that 14-year-old that taught you how to type and tell her that "tunes" is not spelled "toons," you retard.
BA BAAAAA!
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
i hate dirty macs....actually i hate all macs.
Posted by: Quab- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Is that a trendy robot or is it really your brother? Silly trolling robots.
Posted by:- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Troll robot? naw.. that was an Orc robot.
Anyway.. I've been to Colorado. Nice place!
Matt bower rules!
Posted by: Michael- - - - - - - - - - - - -
i remember one time i had a forum and it was frequented by someone named WonderWoman2000. i thought she was kickass until i found out it was my mom. in short, what's the deal with all the jews in television these days?
Posted by: jed- - - - - - - - - - - - -
'Does someone have a philosophical problem with me saying "Christendom"?'
I sure don't. But I think it's too bad the West doesn't qualify as Christendom any more so much as it does "whatever-crosses the transom-dom" or "what they told me to think in school". Dom. ;)
As for the Canadan complaining about my smack against their mispelled name for themselves, and their Thanksgiving, it was a joke. I am right about the spelling thing, though.
Monty Burns is shorthand for Capitalist who pinkos love to hate. Find me a name that represents that quickly, and maybe I'll use it. Sorry if my lack of creativity doesn't impress you. ;)
Posted by: Monty Burns- - - - - - - - - - - - -
wow, thanks for the tip, phentermine online!
what the fuck set this crap off to the point where it's every other comment?
Posted by: jed- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh. I've been signing up for a LOT of porn.
Posted by: Kitsune- - - - - - - - - - - - -
that's cool; i masturbate a lot.
Posted by: jed- - - - - - - - - - - - -
"duhhhh i know how to spell gooder than you, that completely cancels your argument duhhh"- Lauren date:every minute of every day
Posted by: Apoq- - - - - - - - - - - - -
oh yea and you spelled "Fighting" wrong in your "About me" portion and you have two dead links in your pictures page
Posted by: Apoq- - - - - - - - - - - - -