Things I think of at work pt. 3
October 12, 2004
Chef Boyardee, where have you BEEN all my life?
And here I've been bringing sandwiches every day like a chump.
Your low-priced, processed, factory ravioli is just what Dr. Delicious ordered!
Posted by Kitsune at October 12, 2004 11:50 AM | digg this
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Hells yes! The Chef always leaves me full after 2 cans of any of his continously flavourful goodness. Welcome to realm of tastiness, kitsune.
Posted by:
Likwidflame
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I do not believe that any of his processed food-substitute products is in any way/shape/form what one would call "healthy".
Posted by:
Shawn
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Who said anything about "healthy"?
Posted by:
Kitsune
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Sometimes when I'm pressed for time, I eat the Chef's masterful creations for breakfast.
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Nefarious
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So behind the times, loorin! Now you need to get your own bowl like me.
Posted by:
Apok
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Pffff.
I scoff at your "Chef."
Tony the Tiger Kicks His Ass Any Day Of The Week.
Posted by:
Nick
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Bah. Learn to cook, Lemkins.
Alternatively, throw some random veggies in a plastic bag and nuke for 2 minutes, then buy a barbequed chook. Insta tasty-goodness. Chicken doubles as sandwich filling when added to bread and mayonaise to accomodate lunchy munchys. Nothing wrong with a good sandwich.
Posted by:
6-foot Hobbit
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i would have to say my 1 tbsp of grape drink mix, half-gallon of medical supplement electrolytes, and half-gallon of filtered water is the best meal substitute. evil juice. much like evil soup (four or five herb-ox chicken boullion cubes to a half-gallon of water, three tbsps of coarse-ground black pepper, 1 tsp of ground white pepper, pound of egg noodles, and boil the sin out of it... eat scalding hot), which cures damn near anything by virtue of nearly killing the imbiber.
chef? nah... franco, baby. i'm with apok.
Posted by:
zanbowser
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Chef Boyardee? BLECK. I'll take PB&J first. Sorry, my roomie's been teaching me about the joys of cooking. Admittedly, I can only be trusted with chicken or beef on the grill, but hey, who can argue w/teriyaki chicken? Oh, and zanbowswer? you want something that can darn near kill the imbiber? Try jambalaya w/habanero peppers. :-) First time I tied into those, I *lightly* scratched my eyebrow, and felt the burn for 30 mins. those things are LETHAL, Good for clearing the sinuses though. (apologies, I'm one of those crazy Californian types) :-)
Posted by:
Jason
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Hells yes! The Chef always leaves me full after 2 cans of any of his continously flavourful goodness. Welcome to realm of tastiness, kitsune.
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I do not believe that any of his processed food-substitute products is in any way/shape/form what one would call "healthy".
Posted by: Shawn- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Who said anything about "healthy"?
Posted by: Kitsune- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Sometimes when I'm pressed for time, I eat the Chef's masterful creations for breakfast.
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So behind the times, loorin! Now you need to get your own bowl like me.
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Pffff.
I scoff at your "Chef."
Tony the Tiger Kicks His Ass Any Day Of The Week.
Posted by: Nick- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Bah. Learn to cook, Lemkins.
Alternatively, throw some random veggies in a plastic bag and nuke for 2 minutes, then buy a barbequed chook. Insta tasty-goodness. Chicken doubles as sandwich filling when added to bread and mayonaise to accomodate lunchy munchys. Nothing wrong with a good sandwich.
Posted by: 6-foot Hobbit- - - - - - - - - - - - -
i would have to say my 1 tbsp of grape drink mix, half-gallon of medical supplement electrolytes, and half-gallon of filtered water is the best meal substitute. evil juice. much like evil soup (four or five herb-ox chicken boullion cubes to a half-gallon of water, three tbsps of coarse-ground black pepper, 1 tsp of ground white pepper, pound of egg noodles, and boil the sin out of it... eat scalding hot), which cures damn near anything by virtue of nearly killing the imbiber.
chef? nah... franco, baby. i'm with apok.
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Chef Boyardee? BLECK. I'll take PB&J first. Sorry, my roomie's been teaching me about the joys of cooking. Admittedly, I can only be trusted with chicken or beef on the grill, but hey, who can argue w/teriyaki chicken? Oh, and zanbowswer? you want something that can darn near kill the imbiber? Try jambalaya w/habanero peppers. :-) First time I tied into those, I *lightly* scratched my eyebrow, and felt the burn for 30 mins. those things are LETHAL, Good for clearing the sinuses though. (apologies, I'm one of those crazy Californian types) :-)
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