Every so often, we long to steal to the land of What Might Have Been
But that doesn't soften the ache we feel when reality sets back in
June 25, 2004
I am the funniest person in the world.
I can say that, you see, because I think that, and if I had won the contest I was in tonight and then said that, it would sound snotty.
I am very attractive, and yet haven't had a boyfriend in about a year.
I am smart and witty, but haven't had a boyfriend that wasn't a drug addict in over two years.
I am begged to come to camp where I am revered and make the children laugh and make everyone's life easier there by helping out, but the three guys that build flats are getting a raise this year.
I have worked there for six goddamn years, gone to the fucking camp since 1988, and I still get paid $500.
Maybe you didn't read that correctly.
6 days a week. 8:30-5:00. $500.
WELL, apparently my shoulders aren't that broad, because I've snapped.
Okay, maybe it's the lack of sleep, sure, maybe it's the lack of funds, maybe it's the lack of action in the sack, but something had better give, or I'ma start picking people off from atop a clock tower.
That is all.
Posted by Kitsune at June 25, 2004 12:46 AM | digg this
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Are you even anywhere near a clock towner?
Posted by:
Fizz
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Oh, I'll find one, Fizzey Poo, and your good looks won't be able to outrun my SNIPER RIFLE.
Posted by:
Kitsune
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Lauren...you're too good for 99% of men. I know that still don't get you fingerbanged or whatever but still, it's true.
Posted by:
Matt
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I reccommend something in the WSM .270 or .30-06. Sarvoski scope, variable power.
Would you mind starting the spree from the top of the westminster wal mart ?
It's on a hill.
Posted by:
Joe Cool
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I've said it before. I'll say it again.
I'd do ya.
Posted by:
UvulaBob
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I can't say much in the way of support about the job and such, but in the 'sack trouble' let me ask you this:
What does your dumper look like?
You brag about your boobs enough, but if you've got a double-wide shitter, game over.
Posted by:
Bill Tabernacle
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Game over for you maybe. There are plenty of guys who long for double wide trailers. The skinny girls just can't do it like a 380 pound woman can. And by do it, I mean lay completly still on the bed not moving cuz if you do you'll have an asthma attack. How many skinny girls can accomplish that?
Posted by:
Melly
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Sorry Melly.
You're wrong.
Posted by:
Bill Tabernacle
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hello....look..godammit as you know ive been reading this site site for awhile and i really must say,all this whining about how your not getting laid is beginning to piss me off..Frankly,i i think your EXTREMELY gorgeous (pardon the caps) dammit im just tryin to get my point across....No! im not addicted to heroin or any other drug for that matter,basically my only issue is that i see a girl whos funny as hell,loves final fantasy,loves big macs and is to put it simply,well,amazing...no,im not fat.no im not gay,no im bot retarded just to sastify yr inquries..go ahead assholes say all you want but dammit i just has to get this out...youve already been out by my house as me and me and carlos are friends..ill understand if you think im a fucking nutjob.....hell i proabaly would too...
Posted by:
Beau
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uhhhh,sorry about all the grammar miscalculations....you really should come to florida mor often...jesus christ if there were more women who looked and and acted like yourself id be a happy individual!!!
Posted by:
Beau
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Kit' I won't have to outrun your sniper rifle. I will however have to learn to take a bullet... to the face. I'm going to go practice now.
Posted by:
Fizz
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Beau -- if you'll notice, I wasn't complaining about not getting laid.
I could yell out my door "I would like to get laid," and six or seven people would show up. Any girl could.
I'm complaining that people don't want an actual *relationship* with me.
And from the sound of it, most of the posters here don't really understand that.
Although, that one guy's right, I probably can't find a normal guy because of my "dumper."
Why can't I find a delightful boy who uses words like dumper?
*sniff* Only on the internet, I guess...
Posted by:
Kitsune
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I totally understand what you're saying..Its truly a shame,thats all.Perhaps too often you find yourself attracted to the wrong types of people?
Posted by:
Beau
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Allright net boys, back off, the girl is mine. Beau: meet women who don't live 20+ hours from you. Bill: to answer...Great ass. And she really is the funniest person in the world. But only because I am the funniest person in the universe.
Posted by:
Brett
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Oh, Brett, if you keep being this nice to me, I'm going to have to start paying you more to be my friend.
How about a chess pie a week?
Posted by:
Kitsune
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OK, then let's try this.
I'd have a lengthy, meaningful, satisfying relationship with ya.
Not quite as effective, is it?
Posted by:
UvulaBob
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We told ya to lay off the coffee a bit ... :(
Posted by:
den
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hmm... long time listener, first time caller...
kit - i think the problem isn't with you, but rather with society. men suck nowadays, and it's just getting worse. i find myself adrift in a sea of loneliness as well because most of the lovely and talented women (like yourself) have settled with a heavy sigh and a prayer.
if you met someone who shares your odd sleeping habit, would you be scared or would you love him forever? ^_~ ::sigh:: too bad i'm not where you are.
- zanbowser
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zanbowser
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Are you even anywhere near a clock towner?
Posted by: Fizz- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh, I'll find one, Fizzey Poo, and your good looks won't be able to outrun my SNIPER RIFLE.
Posted by: Kitsune- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Lauren...you're too good for 99% of men. I know that still don't get you fingerbanged or whatever but still, it's true.
Posted by: Matt- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I reccommend something in the WSM .270 or .30-06. Sarvoski scope, variable power.
Would you mind starting the spree from the top of the westminster wal mart ?
It's on a hill.
Posted by: Joe Cool- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I've said it before. I'll say it again.
I'd do ya.
Posted by: UvulaBob- - - - - - - - - - - - -
I can't say much in the way of support about the job and such, but in the 'sack trouble' let me ask you this:
What does your dumper look like?
You brag about your boobs enough, but if you've got a double-wide shitter, game over.
Posted by: Bill Tabernacle- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Game over for you maybe. There are plenty of guys who long for double wide trailers. The skinny girls just can't do it like a 380 pound woman can. And by do it, I mean lay completly still on the bed not moving cuz if you do you'll have an asthma attack. How many skinny girls can accomplish that?
Posted by: Melly- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Sorry Melly.
You're wrong.
Posted by: Bill Tabernacle- - - - - - - - - - - - -
hello....look..godammit as you know ive been reading this site site for awhile and i really must say,all this whining about how your not getting laid is beginning to piss me off..Frankly,i i think your EXTREMELY gorgeous (pardon the caps) dammit im just tryin to get my point across....No! im not addicted to heroin or any other drug for that matter,basically my only issue is that i see a girl whos funny as hell,loves final fantasy,loves big macs and is to put it simply,well,amazing...no,im not fat.no im not gay,no im bot retarded just to sastify yr inquries..go ahead assholes say all you want but dammit i just has to get this out...youve already been out by my house as me and me and carlos are friends..ill understand if you think im a fucking nutjob.....hell i proabaly would too...
Posted by: Beau- - - - - - - - - - - - -
uhhhh,sorry about all the grammar miscalculations....you really should come to florida mor often...jesus christ if there were more women who looked and and acted like yourself id be a happy individual!!!
Posted by: Beau- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Kit' I won't have to outrun your sniper rifle. I will however have to learn to take a bullet... to the face. I'm going to go practice now.
Posted by: Fizz- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Beau -- if you'll notice, I wasn't complaining about not getting laid.
I could yell out my door "I would like to get laid," and six or seven people would show up. Any girl could.
I'm complaining that people don't want an actual *relationship* with me.
And from the sound of it, most of the posters here don't really understand that.
Although, that one guy's right, I probably can't find a normal guy because of my "dumper."
Posted by: KitsuneWhy can't I find a delightful boy who uses words like dumper?
*sniff* Only on the internet, I guess...
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I totally understand what you're saying..Its truly a shame,thats all.Perhaps too often you find yourself attracted to the wrong types of people?
Posted by: Beau- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Allright net boys, back off, the girl is mine. Beau: meet women who don't live 20+ hours from you. Bill: to answer...Great ass. And she really is the funniest person in the world. But only because I am the funniest person in the universe.
Posted by: Brett- - - - - - - - - - - - -
Oh, Brett, if you keep being this nice to me, I'm going to have to start paying you more to be my friend.
Posted by: KitsuneHow about a chess pie a week?
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OK, then let's try this.
I'd have a lengthy, meaningful, satisfying relationship with ya.
Not quite as effective, is it?
Posted by: UvulaBob- - - - - - - - - - - - -
We told ya to lay off the coffee a bit ... :(
Posted by: den- - - - - - - - - - - - -
hmm... long time listener, first time caller...
kit - i think the problem isn't with you, but rather with society. men suck nowadays, and it's just getting worse. i find myself adrift in a sea of loneliness as well because most of the lovely and talented women (like yourself) have settled with a heavy sigh and a prayer.
if you met someone who shares your odd sleeping habit, would you be scared or would you love him forever? ^_~ ::sigh:: too bad i'm not where you are.
- zanbowser
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