 Cobra Commander prepares for any G.I. Joes who might snowboard past.
Cobra Commander prepares for any G.I. Joes who might snowboard past.
|  This is how they express dissatisfaction for cold weather in England.
This is how they express dissatisfaction for cold weather in England.
|  We totally should have swordfought with these. JEDI ICE BATTLE!
We totally should have swordfought with these. JEDI ICE BATTLE!
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 Breakfast time! Don't ask the Japanese what the meat is in the strange egg pile they gave us. Or why a slice of ham and salad are appropriate at 8 AM.
Breakfast time! Don't ask the Japanese what the meat is in the strange egg pile they gave us. Or why a slice of ham and salad are appropriate at 8 AM.
|  Jake does his impression of Gay Kyle Broflovski.
Jake does his impression of Gay Kyle Broflovski.
|  Stripey scarves are where it's at.
Stripey scarves are where it's at.
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 Look out, Natalie!
Look out, Natalie!
|  Bex pummels Natalie into the snow as practice for their first day of snowboarding.
Bex pummels Natalie into the snow as practice for their first day of snowboarding.
|  What would Jesus do while snowboarding? Probably a wicked Backside 720 in the halfpipe, brohan!
What would Jesus do while snowboarding? Probably a wicked Backside 720 in the halfpipe, brohan!
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 I am from the future.
I am from the future.
|  Why do I feel like Jake wants to stab happy skiers in the eyeball with his ski pole?
Why do I feel like Jake wants to stab happy skiers in the eyeball with his ski pole?
|  The view from the top of the world.
The view from the top of the world.
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 Wicked sweet powda!
Wicked sweet powda!
|  Zermatt meets Japan. I am a happy girl.
Zermatt meets Japan. I am a happy girl.
|  Aaaaaand inexplicably, Alien vs. Predator at the top of the gondola. Sure, why not?
Aaaaaand inexplicably, Alien vs. Predator at the top of the gondola. Sure, why not?
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 Spongebob Snowpants. I had a suggestion of how the guys could color him, but I'm a lady, and ladies don't make those kinds of jokes.
Spongebob Snowpants. I had a suggestion of how the guys could color him, but I'm a lady, and ladies don't make those kinds of jokes.
|  Perhaps Charlotte is whispering the one French phrase I know how to say in Dave's ear. Hint: It's from a Patti LaBelle song!
Perhaps Charlotte is whispering the one French phrase I know how to say in Dave's ear. Hint: It's from a Patti LaBelle song!
|  The bell at the bottom of the slopes with Mathieu, Charlotte, me, and JD.
The bell at the bottom of the slopes with Mathieu, Charlotte, me, and JD.
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 Bonjour!
Bonjour!
|  Totoro store! Coming back here later!
Totoro store! Coming back here later!
|  Look at Seth! He thought he could lean out of the picture! Look at Seth! There he is! Hey, Seth!
Look at Seth! He thought he could lean out of the picture! Look at Seth! There he is! Hey, Seth!
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 Kevin drops his dessert in my rum and coke. Arigatou for that, jerk.
Kevin drops his dessert in my rum and coke. Arigatou for that, jerk.
|  A cool rock garden at the onsen.
A cool rock garden at the onsen.
|  This was the best onsen ever. Charlotte and I ran out into the snow. Sans, you know, clothing.
This was the best onsen ever. Charlotte and I ran out into the snow. Sans, you know, clothing.
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 Fred, me, and Mr. Awesome Mauro.
Fred, me, and Mr. Awesome Mauro.
|  So many promises were made on the ski trip, most of them involving unmentionable threats to disturb your slumber.
So many promises were made on the ski trip, most of them involving unmentionable threats to disturb your slumber.
|  Seth reacts to an idle threat made by Kevin.
Seth reacts to an idle threat made by Kevin.
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 The coolest roomie crew ever! Even if one had to go back early.
The coolest roomie crew ever! Even if one had to go back early.
|  Natalie's got Seth's back. Don't threaten to defecate on people's heads in their sleep. I guess they don't like it or something.
Natalie's got Seth's back. Don't threaten to defecate on people's heads in their sleep. I guess they don't like it or something.
|  Fred is a pretty, pretty princess.
Fred is a pretty, pretty princess.
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 First Britney Spears and all the wigs, and now the male ALTs and CIRs. Psh, next they're gonna be talking in strange accents...oh, wait.
First Britney Spears and all the wigs, and now the male ALTs and CIRs. Psh, next they're gonna be talking in strange accents...oh, wait.
|  Fred and a pink bunny. Because why the hell not, Japan?
Fred and a pink bunny. Because why the hell not, Japan?
|  Fred likes to use dramatic Dutch Angles when it's my turn to stand with the bunny.
Fred likes to use dramatic Dutch Angles when it's my turn to stand with the bunny.
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 A long line for something being scooped out of a huge pot. Me, I had a hamburger.
A long line for something being scooped out of a huge pot. Me, I had a hamburger.
|  Why SHOULDN'T the children's keychains depict cartoon snowboarders with huge, spherical male anatomy?
Why SHOULDN'T the children's keychains depict cartoon snowboarders with huge, spherical male anatomy?
|  Studio Ghibli store! I wanted to buy everything in here.
Studio Ghibli store! I wanted to buy everything in here.
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 Happy logs!
Happy logs!
|  I really need to watch more anime here.
I really need to watch more anime here.
|  All aboard the Neko Bus!
All aboard the Neko Bus!
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 We drive home, on our own, hopelessly lost. Even though Seth thought he saw the car right ahead of us.
We drive home, on our own, hopelessly lost. Even though Seth thought he saw the car right ahead of us.
|  Seth drums the steering wheel and sings when he wants you to stop talking to him. I might try this with my coworkers sometime. Seth drums the steering wheel and sings when he wants you to stop talking to him. I might try this with my coworkers sometime. |